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Funny Coffee Mug Quotes

These funny coffee mug quotes will have you laughing out of your swivel chair. I have yet to see any of these on my colleagues mugs, which leaves me wondering where the workplace humor has gone.

I hope one of these quotes inspires you to make a new purchase and generate laughter with others. So embrace your caffeine  addiction and indulge yourself in these hilarious quotes.

Funny Coffee Mug Quotes


I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

Clark Gable


Coffee makes me poop.


Addicted to coffee and sex, life is good.


I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

Flash Rosenberg


Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.


Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.


I traded in my buns of steel for buns of cinnamon.


I’d stop drinking coffee but I’m no quitter.


Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.


Don’t criticize the coffee, you may be old and weak yourself someday.


Instant Chessmaster – just add coffee.


Only one thing is certian about coffee…. Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation.

Mark Pendergrast


Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Jessi Lane Adams


If you are agitated and confused – my work here is done.


Nothing taste as good as skinny feels.

*Which one of these “Funny Quotes on Coffee Mugs” did you like best? Do you know of any other quality quotes that could compete for the top 15? Please share in the comments!

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