These funny quotes about making money will have you rolling on the floor! If you are someone who loves to swim in money or knows someone who does you’ll get a real kick out of these famous quotes.
I think they do a great job at putting a humorous spin on the thing most of us center our lives around. So laugh it up, read some quotes and go chase that dollar!
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise.
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.
Helen Gurley Brown
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
William Somerset Maugham
It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
J. Paul Getty
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
*Which one of these “Quotes on Money” did you like best? Do you know of any other quality quotes that could compete for the top 15? Please share in the comments!