Funny Quotes About Money Making | 15 Famous Quotes


Funny Quotes About Money Making | 15 Famous Quotes

These funny quotes about making money will have you rolling on the floor! If you are someone who loves to swim in money or knows someone who does you’ll get a real kick out of these famous quotes.

I think they do a great job at putting a humorous spin on the thing most of us center our lives around. So laugh it up, read some quotes and go chase that dollar!

Money Quotes

1.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Jackie Mason

2.

Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise.

Benjamin Franklin

3.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Helen Gurley Brown

4.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

William Somerset Maugham

5.

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.

Family Guy

6.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

Kin Hubbard

7.

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

Oscar Wilde

8.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Will Smith

9.

It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.

Alan Alda

10.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

J. Paul Getty

11.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Dorothy Parker

12.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Bob Hope

13.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben

14.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

Max Amsterdam

15.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Donald Trump

*Which one of these “Quotes on Money” did you like best? Do you know of any other quality quotes that could compete for the top 15? Please share in the comments!

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