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Funny Quotes About Relationships | 15 Cute Quotes

Funny Quotes About Relationships | 15 Cute Quotes

These funny quotes about relationships are bound to make you laugh. Love can be a silly thing and these cute quotes do a fine job capturing it’s goofiness.

So read through, find something that reminds you of your soul-mate and post it to their Facebook page. It’ll be a great way to brighten their day!

Funny Relationship Quotes


I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner


You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.


One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.


Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash


A married man should forget his mistakes; no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Duane Dewel


Love is someone passing the potatoes.


The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper


Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Adrienne Gusoff


The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal


Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Cathy Carlyle


A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Brendan Francis


I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.


The best thing about you and me is us.


He stole my heart and I’m planning for revenge. I’m going to steal his last name.

*Which one of these “Quotes About Relationships” did you like best? Do you know of any other quality quotes that could compete for the top 15? Please share in the comments!

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