Here are some really funny motivational quotes about life. They highlight the random craziness we oftentimes endure in a downright hilarious way.
This is one of my favorite quote pages and I use it to boost my spirits when I’m not feeling so super. I think you will see the awesomeness held within the core of these quotes as well. Enjoy!
Funny Life Quotes
Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
Some days I wake up and ask myself what I’m doing with my life. But most days my wife does it for me.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let’s get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
*Which one of these “Funny Quotes on Life” did you like best? Do you know of any other quality quotes that could compete for the top 15? Please share in the comments!