Ouch! Breaking a toe is not fun , nor funny. However, a little levity is sometimes just the thing a person needs.
I have lost count of the amount of times I have stubbed my pinky toe, but fortunately I’ve never broken it. Unfortunately I know someone who has.
As I scoured the internet looking for a way to razz them a lil, I realized the internet is bare when comes to funny broken toe quotes. Here was attempt to gather some quotes up for the next yahoo who came along in a similar situation as me.
Broken Toe Funny Quotes
My Favorite Quote About Broken Toes
Look, I get it. Frankly all of these are a bit corny. That being said, my favorite is probably, “Oh Snap! Did you break your toe?”.
For whatever reason, I find that one a little funny. Something about how it has an air of compassion but in really you’re making like of the fact that their toe literally snapped. Be warned though, I’m sure you might be called a shithead or something along those lines if you do use that one.
Anyhow, if you have heard of or can think of any better funny broken toe quotes, could you please share them? I’ll add them, if they are any good.