Broken Toe Funny Quotes

Ouch! Breaking a toe is not fun , nor funny. However, a little levity is sometimes just the thing a person needs.

I have lost count of the amount of times I have stubbed my pinky toe, but fortunately I’ve never broken it. Unfortunately I know someone who has.

As I scoured the internet looking for a way to razz them a lil, I realized the internet is bare when comes to funny broken toe quotes. Here was attempt to gather some quotes up for the next yahoo who came along in a similar situation as me.

Broken Toe Funny Quotes

Broken Toe Funny Quotes

“You broke your toe? Oh snap!”

“I’m toe-totally sorry about your injury.”

“Make piece with your broken pieces.”

“Hey, I like your new walk. That broken toe gives you swagger.”

“I bet it swelled up like a toe-mato.”

“When you went to the doctor, how much was the toe-truck?”

“Hey wanna go play some kickball? Oh… my bad…”

“Does your foot have toe-rettes?”

“So sorry, I heard about your toe. Tough break.”

“I don’t mean to step on your toes, but I gotta say, you really should be more careful.”

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My Favorite Quote About Broken Toes

Look, I get it. Frankly all of these are a bit corny. That being said, my favorite is probably, “Oh Snap! Did you break your toe?”.

For whatever reason, I find that one a little funny. Something about how it has an air of compassion but in really you’re making like of the fact that their toe literally snapped. Be warned though, I’m sure you might be called a shithead or something along those lines if you do use that one.

Anyhow, if you have heard of or can think of any better funny broken toe quotes, could you please share them? I’ll add them, if they are any good.

Thanks,

TJ

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